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Last updated: Febuary 19, 2002

		We 3 Crackers



		You wanna know our secret origins? Wanna know who we really are? Wanna know what exactly is that festering on Damon's junk? Didn't think so. Well, we're gonna tell you anyway, except for Damon's junk. You're gonna have to email Damon to find that out.



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	Joe


			Joe is the one who's behind this site. And no it's not some sort of gay thing. Joe has a girlfriend and her name is CJ. So there will be no more gay joke directed at Joe. From now on all homosexual humor should be directed to Damon. Joe wrote this bio, and it shows. But you don't get paid for 'em so why waste good material?


	Chad




			Chad, Chad, Chad. What can we say about Chad? We can say alot. He just had a baby. Well not him, his girlfriend did. Wow, if he had a baby, he'd be rich. Did you ever hear of Walt Disney's will being made out to get all his fortune to the first male to birth a baby?

	Damon




			Damon's a weird one. You see, I live with him and he likes to wrestle. I'm unsure about this. What's worse is he loves watching wrestling. Hmmm. He also likes porn and masturbation more than anyone I've ever known. But we'd like to get him laid, so if you know anyone...lemme know.

	Crackers


			Crackers are great. I really like the Club crackers. They are really good. Do you like crackers? If I wanted to give a cracker a nick name would it be crack or cracky b? Would it be bad to have some coke with my crack?

Tell everyone you know about this really shitty free site you saw today. Then tell 'em about ours. If you link us, we'll link you. It's how it works.

Join up with Under the Table and we'll hook you up with that club footed chick you've been eyeing at the gym.

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